What you are about to read are the filaments of
a somewhat diffuse idea that has finally been put into words. Imagine, in a
different dimension perhaps, where the attractive percentage of women could all
be grouped into three different categories. Each not better than the other, as
the saying goes "the beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but yet
different in their own way.
Alright, now that you have laughed at the
impossibility of that idea, endure the sarcasm as I detail my presumptions of
what these groups might have looked like.
The idea is that every single attractive woman
on the planet belongs to either of three groups, which defines the reason for
their attractiveness. In my opinion, these three groups are "Pretty",
"Beautiful" and "Hot". Ok ok, sit down already, I'm not
engineering some sort of human segregation project, those never seem to work, but
bear with me as I elaborate.
The Pretty Girls: These are
the girls that in a pinch could substitute for coffee sweetener. They might
often use the "puppy face look" to get whatever they want, but one
should not be tricked by their soft demeanor. They are not helpless at all, but
know very well what they are doing, and can use this with equal finesse for
both good and bad. They will let other people feel like they are in control,
but let's be honest; we all know who is actually in charge here. A good example
of The Pretty Girl is country singer Carrie Underwood. There is a YouTube
clip of her stating that she thought Europe was a country, obviously a bluff to
enhance her prettiness...(right?!?)
Carrie Underwood:
The Pretty Girl
The Beautiful Girls: These are the girls that
have an almost regal gleam about them. Very self-confident, driven, successful,
and absolutely gorgeous, They are very adept at commanding attention, and can
silence a room and send jaws crashing down faster than the economy by just
opening the door and walking in. However, they may sometimes tread a little
close to that fine line which separates beautiful queen and pretentious diva.
Nevertheless, beautiful girls usually don't let their angelic looks get the best
of them, but at the same time tend not to be overly humble. In contrast with
the Pretty Girl, The Beautiful Girl doesn't attempt playing dumb to get
attention, but rather the opposite. Ne-Yo sums it up pretty well in his song
"Miss Independent". As far as beautiful girls go, no one does it
better than Beyonce Knowles, the Queen of R&B. She is married to one of the
greatest music artists to have ever lived, and no one would refute the fact
that Jay-Z is the one who got lucky here.
Beyonce Knowles: The Beautiful Girl
The Hot Girls: Sexy and I know it and not
afraid to show it. In addition to good looks, this girl is also adept at
communicating, and thus is very popular, with plenty of friends. Usually a
trendsetter, and thanks to the emperors-new-clothes mentality of people around
her, usually quite a successful one. People may get the notion that The Hot
Girl is very superficial, not caring much for what is of actual worth, the
validity of this of course varying from case to case. She is not as
"Innocent" as the Pretty Girl, and not as admired as The Beautiful
Girl. Nevertheless, even though she is a bit "dangerous" and receives
mixed opinions, everyone certainly wants to be her friend. Kim Kardashian is a
pretty good example of "The Hot Girl", extremely popular and
definitely a trendsetter. I say pretty good, because she hasn't done much to
better her reputation, but then again, maybe that's a Hot Girl trait, what do I
know....
Kim Kardashian: The
Hot Girl
There you have it, that's my grand theory, all
spelled out. Hate it, Love it, whatever. Let me know in a comment below what
you think. I have spoken with some people about this idea in the past and I
know I am not the only one to have this sort of theory. Looking forward to hear your ideas.
